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From: Russell Doe
Location: New York, NY
Time: 8:00 AM
Dear friend,
If the cosmic winds have whispered your name, urging you to embark on the grand quest of crafting and launching your debut funnel—a magical gateway where the alchemical fusion of leads and sales ignites—then let this enchanted script be your guiding star.
Behold the cosmic agreement:
I'm in pursuit of kindred spirits who have yet to fashion and unleash a whimsical sales funnel through the mystical realm of FunnelCrafters...
OR perhaps you once held the key to the FunnelCrafters kingdom but chose to step away before your majestic debut could grace the digital realm.
To bestow upon you the cosmic blessings of success and to present you with a starlit boost of unprecedented proportions for your inaugural sales funnel...
I'm here, donned in the robes of a cosmic bestower, prepared to GIFT YOU WITH THE ENTIRE COSMIC ARSENAL necessary to construct and unveil your debut funnel. Within this sacred trove lies a treasure chest of step-by-step cosmic blueprints and the arcane scrolls of marketing secrets, their cosmic worth spanning over $7,748.
Yep, it’s true.
And if you’re still wondering if this is right for you, I want to make this crystal clear...
In the quantum realm of fluffy marshmallow dreams, I'm on the brink of unveiling the mystical unicorn dance that unveils the secrets of a thriving online business, all contained within a single harmonica note...
Prepare your cosmic spatulas, for in the cosmic bake-off of digital galaxies, I'll guide you through the whimsical waltz of constructing and launching your debut funnel, all while moonwalking past perplexity and evading the clutches of the perplexity pixies...
And behold, the ancient art of "anti-analysis paragliding" that defies reason and vanquishes the confusion ogres, all with a strategy so covert, it makes squirrels question their nut-storing abilities.
Now, in the event that our paths have yet to intertwine, I answer to the name John Doe, one of the cosmic architects.
Guided by the cosmic currents, my personal quest orbits around aiding luminous entrepreneurs, much like yourself, to transcend the cosmic barriers that hinder the construction of your online kingdom and the attainment of the existence you envision, the existence that resonates with your cosmic worth.
As the cosmic tapestry unfurls has extended its cosmic embrace to over 100,000 (and the numbers still twinkle) enterprising souls spanning the cosmic expanse, enabling them to sculpt and unfurl their mesmerizing sales funnel wonders through the magic woven into our user-friendly cosmic instruments.
The cosmic spectrum of possibilities stretched before me, and I cast my gaze upon every nuance it held.
I found myself immersed in the intricate choreography of sales funnels, akin to an ancient coach of yore, meticulously dissecting and replaying the celestial "game tape," decoding the maneuvers that led to triumph and the steps that stumbled...
And lo and behold, a celestial constellation of understanding emerged from this cosmic dance...
As the grand cosmic ballet concluded, the essence solidified around a singular, reverberating utterance... "begin."
As for my own cosmic journey, I've woven the tapestry of no less than 1,000+ cosmic funnels.
And while I don the mantle of the "Funnel Voyager," not every one of those cosmic creations blossomed into resounding success.
Yet, step by step, atom by atom, I evolved into a more adept architect of funnel realms... (even when my mastery over cosmic grammar and celestial spelling was in its fledgling state... my resolve remained unshaken).
For in the grand cosmic tapestry of this wild online business universe, the truth emerges — the only pathway to traverse is the one paved with failures... glorious, audacious failures, each one a stepping stone to rise anew.
Yet, take heed, for failure remains an elusive ghost if one does not dare to venture into the celestial fray.
So, if the realm of sales funnels remains uncharted, or if the tune of a "launch" remains unsung in your cosmic composition, or perhaps you set sail and then anchored prematurely...
Now, in the cosmic dance of "getting in the game," the cosmic wand of tools is your essential partner, for embarking without these wondrous instruments might lead to a labyrinth of perplexity, a fate we dare not invite...
That's why I've assembled a cosmic symphony of tools, each one essential for your celestial journey in constructing and unfurling your debut sales funnel, ensuring your progress flows uninterrupted...
Moreover, my cosmic resolve propels me to weave every conceivable thread of power, so you may savor the symphony of triumph upon launching your first cosmic funnel—a crescendo of cosmic jubilance that defies words.
Indeed, you've perceived the cosmic truth.
In a departure from the customary 14-day cosmic trial we extend, I'm bestowing upon you a magnificent expanse of time—30 splendid days, a treasure trove of 4 complete weeks, an entire cosmic cycle of a month (equivalent to a galactic 730-hour odyssey)... all bestowed upon you as the cosmic keys to [Product]... and completely free!
Imagine this: a sanctuary of tranquility where you may acquaint yourself with the cosmic symphony of this software, painstakingly forge your funnel, and then, with cosmic trumpets sounding, unleash your creation into the cosmos... all without parting with a solitary cosmic coin!
In the vast cosmos, no other corner harbors this "all-in-one" cosmic realm builder, not for a complete month. (And do ponder this: while other cosmic scripts demand at least a month merely to navigate the celestial dashboard, our cosmic journey is swift and breezy.)
Because, as previously foretold, when you embrace the cosmic journey by enrolling in the free 30-day odyssey of [Product], a luminous treasure trove unfolds before you!
Within this treasure trove rests an unparalleled cosmic gift—a treasure valued at over $7,748, a collection of profound "marketing secrets" that shall breathe life into your maiden funnel, propelling it to unfathomable heights of cosmic triumph!
(Just cover $29.95 for shipping and handling)
Natalie Doe
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Michael Doe
Cosmic Products
Garret Doe
Cosmic Products
James Doe
Cosmic Products
Sarah Doe
Cosmic Products
Jaime Doe
Cosmic Products
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
"Journaling for Manifestations has had such a profound impact on my life. I already journal regularly and never have I though about topic writing until signing up for this course. The topics are so thought provoking, and really helped me see how my daily habits and thoughts were holding me back from the promotion I had been turned down for the past 3 years! Once I started writing day by day the topics Maureen provides, things started moving very quickly. I realized how my thoughts, which created my behaviors had been holding me back. I never really felt I deserved a promotion, even thought I really wanted it. By day 22 I got the offer to apply again for this same position that I had been passed over for the past 3 years. It only took 2 DAYS! By day 25 I was granted the job, and since I had been with the company for so long, I got a raise giving me the highest paid salary ever for that position!" ~Melissa A. 7/24
"I had needed knee surgery for some time (torn ACL), but was reluctant to do it because of the recovery times and fear that my home would fall into disarray if I wasn't there to manage the kids school drop offs and pick ups, extracurricular activities, and all the ins and outs of managing a busy household. I feared that my family would not pick up the slack during my recovery making the healing process much more stressful than it should be. In the 30 days before the scheduled surgery I decided to join Maureen's class Journaling for Manifestations. I wanted the space and support to go through the surgery and to heal at home without having to worry about keeping up the household duties. But you know what? My family was really great! My kids took responsibility making their own school lunches and even doing their own laundry. My husband, who has a very busy work schedule even found someone to clean the house every couple of days so I could rest. My fears had been lifted all thanks to Maureen's encouragement of just writing them out and letting them go."
~Sonia O. 10/23
"I cannot believe how much my life changed in just 30 days! By week 2, I had already met someone I found attractive and wanted to get to know. By day 28 we had our first date. Since finishing the course Journaling for Manifestations, that first date turned into a relationship and 8 months later we are still together. I had no idea how my thoughts were holding me back from meeting my life partner until I started writing everyday. Thanks to Maureen and her course Journaling for Manifestations, I'm more content in this relationship that any one previous." ~John H. 4/22
"This story is insane! You will absolutely not believe it, but I knew that something in my life needed to change. My car just got repossessed and I was pretty bummed about it. I knew when I bought it that the payments were high, and over the past 2 years I had been struggling to keep up with them. Eventually I had to decide whether to pay my rent or a note on a fancy car. So I stopped paying on the car and they came and took it. Knowing that Ubers monthly to and from work were going to cost as much as my monthly note, I opted for taking the bus. A 30 minute drive in my car was now a 2 hour commute by bus. So I had to give up my morning workouts in order to get to work on time. Only a few weeks went by when I discovered Maureen's Journaling for Manifestations course. I thought, "What the heck, what do I have to lose?" So I signed up and by week three, I was already resolving myself to be taking the bus permanently. On day 21 my mother called me to tell me my Great Aunt, who had passed away several years prior had left me and ALL of my cousins $20,000 EACH! I cannot thank Maureen enough for coming into my life at the right time. All I needed to do was believe that I deserved better and it happened." ~Candice R. 6/23
After having 3 kids years ago, and heading into menopause, I thought, "This is it, this is how my body is going to be for the rest of my life, overweight and constantly craving sugar." I had pretty much given up on putting my health first and everyday seemed like a struggle. I really disliked the way I looked in the mirror and each day I was feeling less and less attractive and healthy, and my habits were reflecting that. But I hadn't given up completely, traditional & fad diets, and exercise programs were not helping at all and in fact I was feeling more stressed.
So I decided to go in a whole new direction and signed up for Journaling for Manifestations to work on my mind and the thoughts that were holding me back from wanting the very best for my body.
After just ONE WEEK of writing the specific topics Maureen has so carefully crafted, I was back at the gym, but this time it felt different. By week 2 I was meal planning daily, and my sugar cravings started subsiding. I even stopped drinking wine during the week days. By day 30 I felt optimistic and hopeful about changing my body, and I lost about 4 pounds. Now even 6 months after completing the course, I am continuing to journal daily and I've even signed up for Maureen's Ayurvedic Lifestyle Course where I am learning so much about the importance of self-care, especially as we age. Thank you Maureen for creating this Journaling Program. I had no idea how simple and effective it would be for me!"
~Corey G. 3/24
Since 2004 Maureen has been guiding her yoga students in more than just daily classes. She trains students to become yoga teachers and helps them create the life they want by using their unique skills to grow their following, find their soul mate clients, and to earn a comfortable living by living their passion for yoga.
One integral part of her training program is journaling. She noticed how much faster her students grasped the materials, started getting over their fears of public speaking, and attracting new job leads when she added daily journaling to her teacher training program.
Over the past 13 years, after adding these guided journaling assignments to her training programs, she realized how the writing process, and facing tough topics on paper would give them the courage to start living boldly, without fear of criticism or self-doubt.
"These journaling topics are changing lives and helping students believe in themselves."
So Maureen decided to ask her friends and relatives to take the course and see what happened.
The results were astonishing. Go back and watch the video to discover the unlikely results that occurred when her family and friends took the leap into Journaling for Manifestations.
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
Embark on the cosmic quest, sculpting the digital realm. You've gazed upon the stars, seen patterns emerge.
REASON #1: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.
REASON #2: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.
Urgent cosmic proclamation: This offer exists within the boundaries of an exceedingly brief cosmic window.
As mentioned before, I'm extending my cosmic invitation to a select group of cosmic wayfarers, those propelled by unquenchable cosmic fire to "enter the game" and construct their inaugural funnel.
However...
1.) The cosmic scrolls reveal that less than 1,000 tangible manifestations of my '30 Days' Book and my Funnel Hacker Cookbook remain in the cosmic treasury. Though replenishment is an option, a cosmic lag exists, involving extended intervals for both cosmic dispatch and parchment imprinting.
2.) Behold, the cosmic winds whisper: the temporal window to secure this unparalleled FREE GIFT approaches its celestial curtain call... This wondrous gift, a 30-day odyssey of cosmic exploration paired with step-by-step guidance from my virtuoso architects of cosmic realms and cosmic marketers, an opulence typically valued in the cosmic realm of thousands of dollars, is on the verge of dissipating, like stardust dispersing into the cosmic ether.
This course is proudly backed by Clarity Global Yoga, leaders in yoga education and wellness. With decades of combined experience and a dedication to quality, Clarity Global Yoga ensures that the 'Journaling for Manifestation' course meets the highest standards of excellence and delivers transformative results.
Leveraging the expertise and philosophy of Clarity Global Yoga, this course incorporates proven methods and practices that promote effective manifestation and personal growth. Participants gain not just knowledge, but an experience enriched by the wisdom and backing of a trusted leader in the yoga community.
Hear directly from Clarity Global Yoga experts on how 'Journaling for Manifestation' aligns with core yogic principles and how it can significantly benefit your spiritual and personal development.
By enrolling in this course, you’re not just learning how to manifest your dreams, you’re also becoming part of a community committed to genuine, lasting personal transformation.
The splendor of this celestial offering lies in its liberating essence! No cosmic vows or proclamations of "YES!" are required of you in this cosmic moment...
All that beckons from you is a simple utterance of "MAYBE."
"Perhaps I'll embark upon this odyssey..."
"Maybe the cosmic winds shall carry me to new horizons..."
"Maybe the moment has arrived to sculpt my destiny and reshape my cosmic tapestry..."
"Perhaps the blueprint to my cosmic metamorphosis rests in the construction of my first cosmic funnel..."
Do you sense the resonance of readiness within you? Are you prepared to intone the cosmic incantation of "MAYBE," igniting the cosmic forces that shall bestow upon you this wondrous GIFT?
From this juncture, the cosmic pathways converge toward the finalization of your cosmic coordinates, as they shall guide the delivery of your sacred GIFT!
Behold, with a simple touch or tap upon the verdant button below, your cosmic choice shall be recorded, your cosmic desires inscribed. Select your cosmic size for the FREE funnel hacker t-shirt, and let the cosmic ballet commence!
Upon your celestial signing, the doors of digital bounty shall swing open wide, revealing a cosmic panorama of your digital treasures. You shall also be extended an invitation to our sacred chamber of wisdom, a private enclave nestled within the cosmic realm of Facebook.
And as you stand on the precipice of your cosmic dawn, remember—this is your destined moment, your cosmic hour to transcend. The cosmic clock has struck, beckoning you to "get in the game" and unfurl your inaugural funnel, a symphony of cosmic creation that shall resound through the ages.
I hereby pledge...
Once your cosmic creation takes flight, you shall exude the brilliance of a cosmic luminary. It may sound whimsical, but the truth echoes—there is no feeling quite like it...
Yearn to embrace the cosmic awakening of a flourishing online empire, and know that it ignites when YOU take that celestial leap. Our paths shall converge within the training realm.
May cosmic success be your ever-present constellation,
Russell Doe
In the cosmic dance of progress, timelines can vary greatly. While some cosmic voyagers have glimpsed cosmic sparks within days, others have traversed several cosmic cycles before witnessing the crescendo of their efforts.
Absolutely! Our cosmic odyssey is tailored to both cosmic newcomers and seasoned cosmic explorers alike. Our cosmic guides illuminate the pathways regardless of your cosmic familiarity.
The cosmic journey is strewn with challenges like stardust. Fear not, for our cosmic mentors are attuned to the cosmic rhythms, ready to assist you in unraveling any cosmic conundrums that may arise.
Indeed, once you've embarked upon this cosmic quest, the treasures bestowed are yours to keep. The cosmic scrolls remain open for your cosmic perusal even after the final curtain call.
While the cosmic entry is gift-wrapped and complete, your cosmic expedition may encounter optional cosmic add-ons. However, the core of your cosmic journey remains unburdened by hidden cosmic costs.